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Garage Goblin Exorcism: The 4-Box Weekend Purge
A practical weekend guide to reclaim a cluttered garage using a simple 4-box method (Keep, Donate, Sell, Toss), with zoning, labeling, and a safety plan for hazardous waste.
































































































































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Somewhere around 2 PM, my brain turns into mashed potatoes. My to-do list becomes a choose-your-own-adventure I definitely did not choose, and suddenly my keyboard is a very expensive coaster for a large iced coffee. If you’ve ever felt the momentum of your day evaporate after lunch like a magician’s rabbit, welcome to the club. This is the fix: a tiny, five-minute ritual that resets your afternoon without needing a second calendar, a third espresso, or a personality transplant.
Think of the 2 PM Reset like a pit stop in a Formula 1 race. Your brain pulls in, you change the mental tires, sip some water like a champion, and zip back out before the meeting avalanche arrives. It’s a tiny ritual that:
This isn’t a productivity cult ceremony. It’s a practical reset button you can do in five minutes, at your desk, in a quiet corner, or while standing like a flamingo waiting for the microwave.
Ultradian rhythm dips hit mid-afternoon, attention residue builds up from task-switching, and dehydration messes with cognition. Translation: you’re not broken, you’re human. The reset ritual uses small levers (water, movement, focus triage) to restore momentum fast.
Set a timer for five minutes. No perfect vibes required. Follow the script like a microwave burrito: it just works.
You don’t need fancy gear, but a tiny kit makes this ritual frictionless. Toss these in a desk drawer or bag:



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The best time to reset your day was this morning. The second-best time is 2 PM.
Me, after staring at my inbox for 11 unblinking minutes
Here’s how to turn your scribbles into a calm, executable plan:
“I don’t have 5 minutes.”
“My calendar is concrete.”
“My tabs are my brain.”
“I lose steam after I reset.”
“Picking a Big 1 is overwhelming.”
Set a recurring alarm for 1:58 PM with the label “Reset: Water + Dump + Big 1.” When your future self forgets, your phone won’t. If time-blocking is your frenemy, pair this with a tiny buffer block after lunch. More on buffers here: The 5-Minute Forecast.
Use a distinct chime for the 2 PM Reset. Your brain will start Pavlov-ing itself into focus when it hears the sound. Use the same chime daily for consistency.
Track your 2 PM Resets for one week. Give yourself:
End-of-week reflection: What blocked you? What helped? Steal from yourself and improve next week. If you like structure, run a mini retro like in The Shutdown Routine to spot patterns. And if your energy tanks at the exact same time daily, try energy-first planning with The Energy Budget.
Shrink your task until it feels silly to avoid. “Open doc” beats “Write proposal.” If it still feels heavy, add a 10-minute timer and promise yourself you’ll stop when it buzzes. You’ll usually keep going.
Here’s your low-drama 5-day experiment:
If you want some inspiration between resets (or just want to see if my plants survived the weekend), we hang out here:
And if your afternoon derails early, deploy a mid-morning micro-reset too. No one said you only get one pit stop.
What if my boss walks by while I’m doing shoulder rolls?
Does this replace my morning or evening routines?
Can I nap instead?
What if I end up cleaning my entire inbox instead?
Does this work for remote, office, or hybrid?
Alright friend, it’s 1:58 PM somewhere. Set that alarm, drink some water, and play productivity Tetris with pieces that actually fit. Then, when 5 PM rolls around, you get to enjoy that sweet, smug glow of someone who beat the slump without selling their soul to another calendar app. If you try this for a week, report back: did the 2 PM Reset turn you into a productivity ninja—or a very hydrated hamster with a plan?

Max Bennett
Max was once the king of procrastination, proudly sporting a "Deadline Enthusiast" badge. After realizing he spent more time organizing his desk than actually working, he dove headfirst into the world of productivity. Max now experiments with unconventional (and sometimes ridiculous) productivity hacks and shares what works—with plenty of laughs along the way.

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