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Some days you wake up with the energy of a golden retriever. Other days you feel like a phone on 40% battery… that’s been running GPS, Spotify, three group chats, and a mystery app that refuses to close since 2014. This post is for the second kind of day. The scrappy kind. The kind where productivity isn’t a victory lap, it’s a dignified shuffle.
Good news: you can still win. Enter the Minimum Viable Day, a gentle, low-drama playbook that keeps your life moving when your brain is basically oatmeal. I lived in Chronic Oatmeal Mode for a week to test this, and not only did my life not implode—I ended the week with less guilt, fewer open loops, and a surprising number of small-but-sturdy wins.
Think of the Minimum Viable Day (MVD) as the productivity equivalent of instant oatmeal: not gourmet, but fast, warm, and enough to get you to lunch without panic-snacking on your inbox.
On an MVD day, you:
If you’ve tried planning by hours and face-planted by noon, try planning by batteries instead. I laid out a full system for that in The Energy Budget: Plan Your Day by Batteries, Not Hours. The MVD is your emergency mode for low battery days.
This is not laziness. It is strategic conservation. Your brain is a rechargeable battery. On low-juice days, your job is to minimize drains and score momentum. Then plug in.
Done is better than perfect.
Sheryl Sandberg
Set a timer for five minutes. Brain-dump the stuff that’s screaming at you, then circle one meaningful thing that will genuinely reduce future chaos. Not five. One.
If you want a quick ritual for this, use the flow from The 5-Minute Forecast: A Quick Morning Planning Ritual. It pairs perfectly with MVD days.
Bonus: write it in caveman verbs. Examples:
We’re not doing the project. We’re doing the next pebble. If the task still makes you sigh, it’s too big.
Shrink-it ideas:
The classic is 25 minutes, but on low battery days I run a 20-10-5 stack:
For not-fake breaks, read The Art of Productive Breaks: Why Staring Out the Window Might Be Your Secret Weapon. If you’re nap-curious, I tested it in The Power Nap Experiment: Can 10 Minutes Really Save Your Entire Day?.
This is your tiny-task treasure chest for when your brain is in airplane mode. Keep it somewhere visible. Tag tasks by energy level and length.
Examples to stock:



Do not ghost your future self. Spend 5 minutes to:
I’ve got a whole play-by-play in The Shutdown Routine: How 10 Minutes at 5 PM Saves My 9 AM Tomorrow.
This is not a law; it’s a friendly suggestion. Steal it, tweak it, tape it to your monitor.
If mornings are a doomscroll magnet, borrow from Stop Doomscrolling: Hacks to Reclaim Your Time from Social Media Black Holes and keep your phone exiled during the first 20-minute block.
You absolutely do not need new stuff to run an MVD. But if a little gear helps your brain slip into focus without whining, I’m not going to stop you.
Pre-decide your MVD defaults: your timer length, your noise, your first snack, your go-to Notion note or pad. The fewer decisions you make during an MVD, the more you finish.
Sometimes your low-energy day collides with other people’s urgency. You need scripts. Friendly. Firm. Not apologizing for having a nervous system.
Try these:
If your calendar is the problem child, you’ll love Meeting Madness: Surviving (and Silencing) the Calendar Invite Tsunami.
Run this for a week—yes, even if you feel fine. It’s easier to use a tool in a storm if you’ve tried it on a sunny day.
Daily steps:
Track:
Then, if you want to get nerdy about matching tasks to energy peaks, layer in The Energy Budget: Plan Your Day by Batteries, Not Hours.
Realistic, not ridiculous:
If your space fights you, save a 20-minute slot for a quick click through Desk Detox: A Quick and Easy Guide to Organize Your Workspace. A calmer surface = calmer brain.
You don’t have to earn rest by doing Olympic-level sprints. Rest is the fuel, not the trophy.
Rest ideas that actually help:
If your morning starts with thumb gymnastics and news dread, build a tiny guardrail with Stop Doomscrolling.
Tomorrow morning, do this:
You’re allowed to have human energy levels. The Minimum Viable Day isn’t about lowering your standards; it’s about raising your consistency. On 40% battery, perfection is a trap, but progress is totally available. One Big 1, a handful of maintenance micro-wins, and a tiny shutdown can change the trajectory of your week.
If you try this for a week, tell me your weirdest MVD ritual. Mine involves bribing myself with fancy tea and a blanket that makes me look like a couch burrito. Try the stack, skip the shame, and keep your momentum alive.

Max Bennett
Max was once the king of procrastination, proudly sporting a "Deadline Enthusiast" badge. After realizing he spent more time organizing his desk than actually working, he dove headfirst into the world of productivity. Max now experiments with unconventional (and sometimes ridiculous) productivity hacks and shares what works—with plenty of laughs along the way.

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