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Garage Goblin Exorcism: The 4-Box Weekend Purge
A practical weekend guide to reclaim a cluttered garage using a simple 4-box method (Keep, Donate, Sell, Toss), with zoning, labeling, and a safety plan for hazardous waste.
































































































































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You do not run a boutique hotel. Your linen closet should not look like a towel refugee camp. Let’s end the chaos. Today we’re tackling the towel situation—how many you actually need, how to set up a sane linen-closet organization system, folding that won’t make you cry, and what to do with the extras you’ve been emotionally supporting since 2012.
Let’s keep it simple so your brain doesn’t short-circuit at the word “inventory.” Use this formula, tweak for your laundry rhythm, and stop hoarding bath linens like you’re prepping for a flood.
Baseline per person (for weekly laundry):
Guest setup (for the occasional visitor, not your imaginary B&B):
Specialty towels:
When to keep bath sheets:
You’re allowed to be a towel minimalist. Most homes function beautifully with 2–3 bath towels per person, 2–3 hand towels per bathroom, and a small guest set. If you’ve got more, you’re maintaining a laundromat, not a linen closet.
Yes, we’re doing this now. Yes, I’ll hold your hand. No, we are not keeping towels ‘for painting’ if you haven’t painted since the last presidential election.
Step-by-step:
Pull everything out. All of it. Shelves, baskets, mystery corner. Take a before photo—you’ll want the drama. If you’re on a roll, you can also tackle other bathroom chaos after with Declutter Your Bathroom: The 15-Minute Purge.
Sort by category:
Decide what stays using the formula above. Be honest. If your laundry rhythm is weekly, you don’t need six bath towels per person ‘just in case’.
Assign shelf space by category. Keep everyday towels at chest level, guest sets higher, beach towels lowest or in a labeled bin you can grab and go.
Contain like a grown-up:
If you need a kickstart on the cull vibes, peek at The Mug Cull: Fewer Cups, More Space—same energy, different cabinet.


We are not auditioning for retail. The goal is ‘fits on your shelf’ and ‘you can grab one without avalanching the rest’.
Pick one method and move on:
The simple thirds fold (for most shelves):
The file fold (if you use bins and hate stacks):
Rolls (for deep baskets or weird shelves):
Pro tip: Measure your shelf depth. If it’s 12 inches, aim for folded towels around 10–11 inches wide to avoid shelf overhang and your towels swan-diving onto the floor.
Zones keep your brain from turning every shelf into a miscellaneous pile.
Try this:
Some tools that make your closet behave:
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You’re about to meet a pile that could line a small stadium. Here’s how to move it out fast without guilt.
Keep as cleaning cloths:
Donate:
Recycle:
Trash:
Save the memory, not the mountain. Your home isn't a museum of every towel that ever touched your elbows.
Lydia, Chaos Slayer-in-Chief
Stop suffocating your towels with fabric softener. It coats fibers and kills absorbency. There, I said it.
Do this instead:
For a greener spin on wash day, steal a few tricks from Eco-Friendly Laundry Hacks: Save Money and the Planet.
Make your future self proud with these simple guardrails:
Small closet, big dreams? Try these space-saving layouts.
For tiny closets:
For medium closets:
For families:



This is boring, which is why it works.
Weekly:
Monthly:
Quarterly:
If your energy is low and you tend to stall, try short, timed sprints with The One-Minute Rule: Tiny Tasks That Keep Your Life from Imploding and the 20-minute reset from Declutter Like a Pro: The 20-Minute Whole-House Speed Sweep. Towels love a timebox.
When you’re done, take an after photo and bask in the “I have shelf space” high. If you want to go extra, keep rolling with Greener Clean: DIY Eco-Friendly Cleaning Products for Every Room and make a linen-closet sachet. Your towels will smell like a meadow, not a locker room.
If you try this, tag us with your before-and-after on Instagram so I can cheer you on and very politely roast your ‘painting towels’ collection.
One last nudge: Your home shouldn’t be a storage unit for ‘just in case’. Keep the best, use them well, and let the rest go find their destiny as dog bath towels. Simplicity is the ultimate power move—and your linen closet is your new throne.

Lydia Parker
Lydia grew up in a home where the motto was "Keep everything; you never know when you’ll need it!" After years of wading through mountains of Tupperware lids and mismatched socks, she had an epiphany: less is more. Armed with a label maker and a deep love for minimalism, she turned her life around and now dedicates her days to helping others tame their clutter and embrace simplicity.

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